THIS LIST WILL ROTATE THROUGH ALL PLAYERS. NO ONE IS IMMUNE
aka "The Saint", "Sir Greasy", "Herman"
The founder and owner of the tournament. While we greatly appreciate his efforts to make the tournament happen, he is best known for his active gastrointestinal tract.
aka "Fish"
Malcolm is the first transpecies player in the group, he identifies as the biologic classification Homo aquaticus. He is responsible for most of the nicknames and sayings at Jekyll. An accomplished hiker, he climbed to Mount Everest base camp after receiving two bionic hips made from scrap robotic dog parts. Be very, very careful if you are invited to go on a hike with him. Danger and threat to life and limb usually awaits.
aka "The Bear"
As his nickname suggests, it is best not to poke "The Bear". He had a long distinguished career in Atlanta City Fire Department, retiring as a Captain on the heavy rescue squad. He is a specialist at both pulling people from a fire as well as throwing them into one. If you are playing him in a match, be ready to have to putt out an 8 inch putt.
aka "Retch Michelob", "PDFBF"
Rex is a connoisseur and avid consumer of red wine. He is an expert gambler and mixologist and is best known for his Chimichangas. Once a heavy drinker, he still is one.
aka "Bucky"
Always a lot of fun, he has been absent from recent play and we are honored to have him back. As his picture suggests, he favors bananas for the shape and not the taste.
aka "The Peacock"
A walking fashion statement, he recently appeared in Vogue Magazine focusing on hair styles you rarely see (and probably shouldn't). He recently had his restraining order lifted and is allowed to be within two hundred yards of a public school. He can hit the ball a long way and frequently cannot find it.
aka "Kavo"
Kav is an accomplished musician and performer. He will frequently be heard by the ocean on his guitar and singing. Kav was asked to stop this practice as sea turtles were abandoning their eggs. He is a connoisseur of craft beer and consumes more of them than anyone else on the trip.
aka "Doc"
Dr. Goehring is a newly retired abdominal surgeon. He graduated from lesser known undergraduate and graduate schools before graduating from the Maduro School of Medicine in Venezuela. He had a long career in surgery and is best known for novel techniques in the removal of misplaced foreign bodies in unfortunate patients. Probably the worst putter of short putts in the group. He created this website and it shows.